The Stig reserved the right to remain silent.

Richard: [voiceover] We had to start bleeding the brakes - which, it turns out, is a minefield of double entendre.

Jeremy: The nipple is off. The tube is in the hole. Oh, we’ll be needing some pump.

James: You should feel it go stiff now.

Jeremy: Pump, man, pump! Braking happening?

Richard: Oh, yeah, that’s much better. That’s hard.

“Have you got a Nectar card?”

Jeremy: You know when I was underneath, putting the seats on - I specifically said, “Can it fall of it’s things?”, and you said, “No.”

James: And what a shame it didn’t.

Jeremy: [voiceover] I too had put down my hammer, and picked up a spanner - and something was bound to go wrong. How did I do that?

Richard: You didn’t - you just dumped it in, didn’t look, and slid underneath. [laughs]

Jeremy: Have I got to take it out again?